Thursday, April 10, 2008

3 Men and a River

One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river.
They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it. The
first man prayed to God saying, 'Please God, give me the strength to cross
this river.' Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able
to swim across the river in about two hours.

Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, 'Please God, give me the
strength and ability to cross this river.' Poof! God gave him a rowboat and
he was able to row across the river in about an hour.

The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also
prayed to God saying, 'Please God, give me the strength, ability, and
intelligence to cross this river.' And Poof! God turned him into a woman.
She looked at the map, then walked across the bridge.

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