Friday, November 30, 2007

5 Things that Can Ruin Your Marriage .......

1. Not having sex
A sexless marriage is a common bad habit that too many married couples fall into. But the importance of sex cannot be minimized. Sex serves as one of the best ways to develop and maintain intimacy, but when you go without sex for so long you get so used to it that your mind begins to not want it anymore.Many issues can contribute to a sexless marriage, like pregnancy, stress, fatigue or resentment. But here’s how to save your marriage from this bad habit: have sex! Even if you don’t feel like it, do it. Don’t turn down your partner unless there’s a very good reason. Luckily, once you just do it, you’ll probably actually enjoy yourself.

2. Spending too much time with the in-laws
Another common bad habit married couples fall into is in-law interference with marriage. Many couples will tell you that in-law issues can quickly become a source of frustration and resentment in the marriage. The interference is caused by spending too much time with the in-laws (especially at your own home), providing private information about your marriage or spouse to them, or siding with them over your spouse.While a spouse can be rightfully close to his or her family, the disloyalty will do nothing to save your marriage. First and foremost, your loyalty lies with your marriage, and just because it’s family doesn’t mean it’s OK to gossip or betray your spouse.

3. Not consulting your partner about purchases
Many married couples will tell you that the issue of money is the most contentious of marital problems. Sometimes it’s the intentional refusal to disclose where money is being spent, and sometimes it’s just a bad habit of not being on the same page with monetary purchases or goals.The fact remains that marriage is a partnership in every sense of the word, and developing a bad money habit will not only cause anger and resentment, but it can also compromise your financial security. This is one habit not worth picking up.

4. Forgetting the smaller gestures
Even the small ones matter when you’re breaking bad habits. Small gestures include kissing your husband or wife when they walk through the door, asking if there’s anything you can get them while you’re up, or offering to do a chore you know your partner hates doing.Married couples tend to think that because they’ve been together for so long, these thoughtful gestures can be forgone. But it’s these smaller gestures which keep the intimacy alive and keeps you both feeling emotionally connected.

5. Picking up bad habits from your partner
Here is a bad habit within a bad habit. Maybe you’ve started drinking as much as your husband as an excuse to spend more time together, or maybe your wife started letting herself go, and as a result, you don’t frequent the gym or health food aisle as much anymore. Married couples undoubtedly pick up on each other’s bad habits because of the natural close proximity of the relationship. One partner may also pick up on the other’s bad habits as an excuse or as a way to get back at the other (if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em). Develop good habits together and practice them as a team.It’s easier for you to save your marriage from bad habits by nipping them in the bud as soon they develop. But if your bad habits have been around for years, it’s still worth your while to overcome them for the sake of a happy marriage.Now that you can better see how these bad habits may be creating a void within your marriage, you’ll be more motivated to solve these marital problems quickly and get back to that blissful union you started out with.

10 most stupid questions !!!!!!!!!

people usually ask
in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:-

1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/friendsStupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabsso I thought i'd watch some advertisements inthe cool comfort of the theatre.

2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again or should i try thistime."

3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people askStupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people. Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish goodAnswer:-No, its teribble and made of adulteratedcement.We occasionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together.When some distant auntmeets you after years Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become sobig. Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and youask Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,'s just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phonecall Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping. Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malikwas betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidentlyshorter hair Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objectsin your mouth Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts? Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell meif I bite.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute womanasks Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke Answer:-No, it's a miracle was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!

Never Love a Software Girl ::-)

Never love a Testing girl since she alwaysdoubts U .

Never love DataBase girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key .

Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never love a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never love a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never Love a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never love a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never love a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never love a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never love a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles .

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY


Saturday, November 24, 2007

Salma Hayek

Profile :-

Birth name
Salma Hayek Jiménez
September 2, 1966 (1966-09-02) (age 41)Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz, México
Years active
François-Henri Pinault (2006- )
Valentina Paloma Pinault (b.2007)
More about her :---
Salma Hayek Jiménez (born September 2, 1966) is an Academy Award-, Golden Globe- and Emmy-nominated Mexican-American actress, Daytime Emmy-winning director, and an Emmy-nominated TV and film producer. Hayek has appeared in more than thirty films and performed as an actress outside of Hollywood in Mexico and Spain. Hayek's charitable work includes increasing awareness on violence against women and discrimination against immigrants.[1]
In July 2007, The Hollywood Reporter ranked Hayek fourth in their inaugural Latino Power 50, a list of the most powerful members of the Hollywood Latino community.[2] That same month a poll found Hayek to be the "sexiest celebrity" out of a field of 3,000 celebrities (male and female); according to the poll, "65 percent of the U.S. population would use the term 'sexy' to describe" her.[3]

Beautiful Hair Cuts......

Beautiful Hair Cuts.....

Everybody and Nobody

This is a little story about four people named
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and
Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that
because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it,
but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when
Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

A Clever Women !!!!!!!!!!

A woman and a man are involved in
a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God!

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle... My car is completely demolished but this bottle
of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this
wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then
hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies,
"No, I think I'll just wait for the police..."

A to Z !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Place your mouse on the A below and drag to the Z.


Even though you can't see Him, GOD is there!


Enjoy Life !

  • If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's yourstupidity.
  • Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's why practice?
  • If it's true that we are here to help others,then, what exactly are the others here for?
  • Since light travels faster than sound,people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa.
  • One should love animals.They are so tasty.
  • Save water.Shower with your girlfriend.
  • Love thy neighbor.But don't get caught.
  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  • Every man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  • The wise never marry.and when they marry they become otherwise.
  • "Your future depends on your dreams"So go to sleep
  • There should be a better way to start a day thanwaking up every morning
  • "Hard work never killed anybody"But why take the risk !
  • "Work fascinates me"I can look at it for hours !
  • God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
  • The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forgetThe more you forget, the less you knowSo.. why learn.

Twins Day Festival in Twinsburg, Ohio......

If you want to see double - attend the next Twins Day Festival in Twinsburg, Ohio. This is said to be the largest gathering of twins in the world. And it’s right here in Ohio. Officials estimate that more than 2,500 sets of twins appear every year. Now that’s got to be quiet a sight. Twins from around the world participate in a parade appropriately named the Double-take Parade, which is nationally televised. Other activities include entertainment, fireworks and contests

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Bill Gates and Laloo (Bihar, India) !!!!!!!

Gates : Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
Laloo : Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.

Gates : At home have u installed Windows?
Laloo : I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.

Gates(Confused) : Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo : OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.

Gates(Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.

Gates: By the year 2000 India should export computer chips.
Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips.

Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.

Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Laloo : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P..

Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo: I have exhuasted all my leave.

Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.

Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing)."Windows is restarting.Please wait........ ....."

Friday, November 9, 2007

Some Interesting Facts !!!!!!!

  • Saturday mail delivery in Canada was eliminated by Canada Post on February 1, 1969!
  • In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!
  • There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!
  • Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution!
  • Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!
  • The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!
  • There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!
  • There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants!
  • The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!
  • Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!
  • The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!
  • Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!
  • Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!
  • One car out of every 230 made was stolen last year!
  • The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye,Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye!
  • Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia!
  • The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders!
  • When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!
  • A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel!
  • A car uses 1.6 ounces of gas idling for one minute. Half an ounce is used to start the average automobile!
  • The Philadelphia mint produces 26 million pennies per day!
  • A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun's surface!
  • A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!
  • It is estimated that 4 million junk telephone calls, phone solicitations by persons or programmed machine are made every day in the United States!
  • It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!
  • Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!
  • Almost half the newspapers in the world are published in the United States and Canada!
  • The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows!
  • Most lipstick contains fish scales!
  • Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing!
  • One ragweed plant can release as many as one billion grains of pollen!
  • It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you are sitting on a curb in St. Louis!
  • The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum!
  • No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!
  • A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!
  • Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!
  • There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!
  • If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!
  • Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!
  • A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!
  • The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!
  • Clinophobia is the fear of beds!
  • Porcupines float in water!
  • The sentence :"The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog". uses every letter of the alphabet!
  • The average life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches!
  • The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!
  • The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds! During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!
  • Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!
  • Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
  • The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!
  • In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces!
  • A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!
  • Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe !
  • Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours!

Fujitsu LifeBook S7211

Fujitsu been pretty quietly pumping out some relatively sweet
laptops recentely, and the compan's latest efforrt ,
the LifeBook S7211, is no exception.

The 14-inch machine features a 1.5GHz T5250 Core 2 Duo processor,
integrated X3100 graphics, 1GB of RAM and 120GB
of storage WiFi and Bluetooth.

What's more, the dual-layer burnerr siths in a modular expansion bay,
which allows it to be removed and replaced with either an additional battery or
an empty shell to cut weight.

Sony Ericsson W890

Sony Ericsson has revealed the latest additions to its Walkman Phone porfolio.

Besides featuring the latest version of their media player(Versioon 3.0) the phone comes with a 3.4 mega pixel camera and HDSPA mobile internet.

A 2gb memoy stick micro is provided in-box- that equates to storage for upto 1,800 songs. If you tire of these , tune in to ypurr favouite stations using yhe W890's FM Rradio. The phone is also as thin a CD cover and will be available in the first quarter of 2008.

Estimated price : $632

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Big Ideas

What's so big about that? I do it all the time.
I'm not big on the idea, but if you want to go ahead with it, I won't stop you.

Big-- what's the definition of Big

Seeing these Pictures, it's really difficult to define the meaning of Big, How Big?

Investing ideas 2

Scan thousands of stocks looking for screaming bargains:

There are always companies , which ae not the leaders today but have the potential to be in the futurre. So scan the possible number of stocks and found out about some screaming bargains., which are available cheaply.

Calculate how management is using the money they have :

Home buyers understand about equity, it is the value of the home less the amount owed to the bank. The same is true of the business. Its equity is the total assets minus all the liabilities. You can think of this as the money locked up in the business. It is the measure of how much money management has to run the businesss. Another measure of the money available to management is the capital of the business. This is the equity plus the long term debt of the company. Clearly the successs of any business id going to depend on how well management uses its equity and its capital. This is commonly measured by two ratios called return on equity and return on capital. Simply these are called the earning of company divided by equity and capital. There abbreviation are RCE and ROC.
Many company consistently loose money year after year. So they do not even have an RCE and ROC Others have very low value for these ratios. If the management is making a few percentage on the money it has , then over time this is all u can except to make over years. If u want a healthy returns any shares that you purchase , at the very least you need to select company with manage ment that is making a health returns on money that they have.

Stay away from "glitter" stocks .


Sunday, November 4, 2007

Investing Ideas

Invest in quality business,not stock symbols:

For most people investing in stock is little more than watching the trail left by the stock symbol as its prrice wanders along some drunken path. They know that the symbol is associate with a company while not sure what is expected of this coompany to ensure thats its share price will rise. It is the case of letsd sit back and hope for the best.
Then there are others who deliberately do not want to know anything about the activities of the company. They want to studey the pure movements of the price. This is like trying to bridge without looking at the cards.
The more we know about the company , then we have more confident about the price of the stock , not on day to day basis but ove the time.
Before trying to to buy a stock , thing in terms of buying a whole company, just u were buying a store down the street. You would definately like to what r it productsn how consistents r the sales, do they keep trrying new prroiducts,or they remain constant? what competiond does the company has and what distinguishes them from othe? what must be the most worrying things about owning such a company? This leads the idea of looking for companies that have a strong durable economic moat. moat can be made up of brand name , geographical position or patent orr license.So its a most enjoyable idea to look into the business aspect of company that you are considering to add to your portfolio.

Dont invest for ten minutes if you are not ready to invest for ten yeas :

What would you want --- a company whose earning and sales go up like clockwork by 15 to 20 percent or morre each year.Some times the price moves ahead of earnings per share and sometimes it is other way aroubd. But overtime they move together.It is advantage to be able too find companies with such steady and strrong growth earnings.
Put together a portfolio of companies whose aggregate earrnings march upwards over the yeards, and so will be portfolio market value.As investors we focus on the medium to long ter buisness characteristics of companies.It is that drive the share price. Focusing on short term aspect of the company including both business and prrice fluctuations is foolish. Even though we focus on the long terrm the investment is more profitable if puchase the stock duing one of its drrops.

Scan thousand of stocks looking for screaming bargains:



Seach engine and directories consists of 5 components:




4>Search Software


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to be continued.....

Jennifer Lopez

J. Lo Profile:

Birth name Jennifer Lynn Lopez

Also known as :J.Lo, Jenny

Born :July 24, 1969 (1969-07-24) (age 38)The Bronx, New York City, New York, United States

Genre(s) :Pop, dance-pop, R&B, Latin pop, hip hop, funk

Occupation(s) :Actress, singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, model, fashion designer, television producer

Years active : 1987–present

Label(s) :Epic, Work

Associatedacts :Marc Anthony, Fat Joe, Diddy, Ja Rule, Janet Jackson, Big Pun, Nas

Funny Pics

Human mind has limitless boundaries of imagination.
Each mind with a creative inclination ,thinking unique, creative output .

Peta Ad

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), with more than 1.8 million members and supporters, is the largest animal rights organization in the world.

PETA focuses its attention on the four areas in which the largest numbers of animals suffer the most intensely for the longest periods of time: on factory farms, in laboratories, in the clothing trade, and in the entertainment industry. Peta also work on a variety of other issues, including the cruel killing of beavers, birds and other "pests," and the abuse of backyard dogs.

PETA works through public education, cruelty investigations, research, animal rescue, legislation, special events, celebrity involvement, and protest campaigns.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Thats Attitude

A little boy goes into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and
pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so
that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to
punch in seven digits.

Boy: " Maam , can you give me the job of cutting your lawn??
Woman: "I already have someone to cut my lawn."

Boy: ? Maam , I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person
who cuts your lawn now."
Woman: "Thank you, but I am very satisfied with the person who
is presently cutting my lawn."

However, the little boy was persistent.

Boy: " Maam , I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on
Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North-Palm
beach, Florida ."
Woman: Thanks again, but I am sorry. I just do not find need for
a change.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the
boy and said,

"Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like
to offer you a job."

The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my
performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is
working for that lady, I was talking to!"

Your ATTITUDE decides your ALTITUDE.