Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Enjoy Life !

  • If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's yourstupidity.
  • Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?
  • If it's true that we are here to help others,then, what exactly are the others here for?
  • Since light travels faster than sound,people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa.
  • One should love animals.They are so tasty.
  • Save water.Shower with your girlfriend.
  • Love thy neighbor.But don't get caught.
  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  • Every man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  • The wise never marry.and when they marry they become otherwise.
  • "Your future depends on your dreams"So go to sleep
  • There should be a better way to start a day thanwaking up every morning
  • "Hard work never killed anybody"But why take the risk !
  • "Work fascinates me"I can look at it for hours !
  • God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
  • The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forgetThe more you forget, the less you knowSo.. why learn.

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