Enjoy Life !

• If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's yourstupidity.
• Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?
• If it's true that we are here to help others,then, what exactly are the others here for?
• Since light travels faster than sound,people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa.
• One should love animals.They are so tasty.
• Save water.Shower with your girlfriend.
• Love thy neighbor.But don't get caught.
• Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
• Every man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
• The wise never marry.and when they marry they become otherwise.
• "Your future depends on your dreams"So go to sleep
• There should be a better way to start a day thanwaking up every morning
• "Hard work never killed anybody"But why take the risk !
• "Work fascinates me"I can look at it for hours !
• God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
• The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forgetThe more you forget, the less you knowSo.. why learn.