Tuesday, November 20, 2007

A Clever Women !!!!!!!!!!

A woman and a man are involved in
a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God!

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle... My car is completely demolished but this bottle
of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this
wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then
hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies,
"No, I think I'll just wait for the police..."

3 comments:

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im.not.dirty said...

im' not a lucky man.
no creo en la suerte. tu crees?

i dont believe in the luck. you believe?


my english is not good yet.

evirtualpie said...

its no problem ,im.not.dirty, u English is good and i can understand, by the way Luck is not in our hand but we can keep trying for loove. :)