people usually ask
in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:-
1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/friendsStupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabsso I thought i'd watch some advertisements inthe cool comfort of the theatre.
2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again or should i try thistime."
3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people askStupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people. Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish goodAnswer:-No, its teribble and made of adulteratedcement.We occasionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together.When some distant auntmeets you after years Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become sobig. Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and youask Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitivelout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phonecall Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping. Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malikwas betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidentlyshorter hair Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objectsin your mouth Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts? Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell meif I bite.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute womanasks Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!